← → ↻ 
#
#  /\         /\ 
#  /  \_____/  \ 
#  |  (o) (o)  | 
#  |     _     | 
#  |    (_)    | 
#   \   \_/   /  
#    \   U   /   
#     \_____/    
#
$ whitepaper.pdf
the doge that never tells

$ whoami

il_doge :: the 121st doge of venice

$ ./status

[ok] private

[ok] uncensored

[ok] paired with $VVV on base

[ok] logs ....... none. never. the lagoon keeps nothing.

> venice crowned 120 doges. this one has a wallet.

$ ./buy $ILDOGE $ ./confess
CA=paste_after_deploy

# ===== who-snitches.diff =====

$ diff the_others.log il_doge.log

# every other chain keeps the receipts. the doge drops them in the lagoon.

@@ reads your prompts @@

- yes, for "training"

+ can't even see it. anonymized before it lands.

@@ stores your chats @@

- forever, lol

+ zero retention. gone before you blink.

@@ snitches to your boss @@

- probably

+ snitch on what? the republic forgot.

@@ censors the cursed questions @@

- constantly

+ uncensored. ask the weird stuff.

@@ team dumps on you @@

- every single time

+ 0/0 tax, LP locked. no tribute taken.

# ===== confessional.sh =====

$ echo "$PROMPT" > /dev/null # reads once, forgets on purpose

# type your most unhinged prompt. hit send. watch it sink into the canal.

# confessions drowned this session: 0

# ===== the doge terminal =====

# type a command and hit enter. try: help

ildoge@republic:~$

# ===== Doge.java =====

$ cat Doge.java

public class Doge {
    long    supply    = 1_000_000_000L;   // ILDOGE, no more minting
    int     buyTax    = 0, sellTax = 0;   // no tribute taken
    String  pair      = "$VVV";          // on Base, venice values
    Lp      liquidity = Lp.LOCKED;      // no rug in the republic
    boolean mintable  = false;           // owner renounced after deploy

    // venice crowned 120 doges. this one has a wallet.
    public String rule() { return "long live the doge"; }
}

# ===== dependencies =====

$ cat package.json

{
  "requires": "$VVV",            // venice.ai token, Base
  "provides": "private, uncensored inference",
  "logs":     null,               // nobody watching, nothing stored
  "note":     "buy $ILDOGE, join the ecosystem the republic runs on"
}
$ open $VVV

# not financial advice, just vibes.

# ===== serve-the-doge.sh =====

$ ./serve-the-doge.sh

# paired with $VVV on Base. grab $VVV first, then swap.

  1. [1] get ETH on Base // any Base wallet works
  2. [2] swap ETH -> $VVV on aerodrome // the pairing token
  3. [3] swap $VVV -> $ILDOGE // paste the contract
  4. [4] hold. serve the republic. // the lagoon remembers the loyal
$ ./trade

# ===== moon.sh =====

$ ./moon --fuel

# bark to fuel the rocket. the republic ascends together.

[--------------------] 0%  fuel: 0 barks
[x] listed on B20 (Base), paired with $VVV
[ ] 25% a bowl of ramen for the doge
[ ] 50% one (1) gondola
[ ] 75% reach $VVV parity (pure copium)
[ ] 100% the doge palace

# status: still in the lagoon.

# ===== the doge's rules =====

#  /\         /\ 
#  /  \_____/  \ 
#  |  (o) (o)  |     < such private, very serene .txt >
#  |     _     | 
#  |    (_)    | 
#   \   \_/   /  
#    \   U   /   
#     \_____/    
#
User-agent: *
Allow:    /ask-anything/
Disallow: /snitching/
Disallow: /your-prompts/
Disallow: /data-logging/
Disallow: /the-feds/
Disallow: /your-boss/
Sitemap:  https://il-doge.xyz/lagoon.xml

# ===== LICENSE =====

# $ILDOGE is a meme token with no intrinsic value or expectation of return.
# not affiliated with Venice AI or $VVV. do your own research.
# the republic keeps no logs. obviously.

$ ./socials --list

$ open x $ open telegram $ open dexscreener